DON’T PLUG IT !!!

Olamide recently got a package from his uncle in the US, it was a brand new COMPAQ Desktop computer that was in the package. He got so excited about this new device, he hurriedly tore the box(packaging) apart,removed all the seals, connected all the cables, picked up the power cable and plugged it into the nearest available live socket. Guess what happened? BANG!!! The CPU exploded and the smoke was all over the room.

What did he do wrong?

He simply did not check the input voltage of the desktop and assumed that it must have been the usual 220V. He was erroneously plugging a 110-120V device into a 220V-240V(Normal Nigerian voltage rating) wall socket and of course, the obvious happened and all his exicetment disappeared at the speed of light, replaced by a deep calm and sober attitude. I wish someone shouted out to him just when he was about to plug it. “DON’T PLUG IT!” This is the same thing that happens to people who contacted HIV/AIDS after a wonderful sexual intercourse. They plugged it TOO FAST!

When you see a young man going into a room with a lady, ready to go live(naked) with him, there is so much excitement sparking in his bones. All his nerves seem to focus on only one place. Several neurons and sensory signal starts migrating from the brain to the hip muscles. Blood vessels respond by redirecting blood cells formely going elsewhere to the central point of action: that long spongy tissue in between the legs called the pennis(the plug). Everything stands upright, turgid and ready; and at the point of his head seems to stop working. He dashes into that room and like someone under fire, throws off all his clothes and quickly gets down on the lady; so fast that he does;

·        NO BRAIN CHECK: Whether he is in a position to bear whatever the consequences that results from the act?

·        NO SPIRIT CHECK: Whether the girl is demonic or covenant with an evil spirit from her family that could alter the course of his destiny?

·        NO HEALTH CHECK: Whether she has syphilis (STD’s) or had contacted HIV/AIDS and he is not bothered that the condoms are not 100% guaranteed.

  NO GOD CHECK: To hear God’s quiet voice against fornication and adultery! By the time he is done, he now starts to think…. Too Late!